Tanong Tanong Mga Nakakalokang Tanong

Posted: August 29, 2013 in Tao Po
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Sa araw araw na pakikisalamuha natin sa ating kapwa at sa mundo, minsa’y humaharap tayo sa mga katanungan na sa tingin ko’y….. hindi mo na gugustuhing sagutin pa.🙂

Ito ay katipunan ng mga tanong na naitanong ko minsan sa sarili ngunit karamihan dito ay tanong na nanggaling sa iba.

 

Heto’t pagsaluhan natin:

Pwede bang bumili ng Hapi Meal ang isang taong malungkot?

Pwede bang gamitin ang A.M. Radio kapag gabi na?

Kung bawal magdrive ng lasing eh bakit may parking lot ang mga bars?

Bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?

Totoo bang ang mga manok na pinatay sa Jollibee ay masasaya kaya tinawag sila na chicken joy?

Kung itatanim natin ang egg magiging “eggplant” ba ito?

Bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa’t isa?

Ano ang number ng 911?

Ang fire exit ba ay labasan ng apoy? (bagong-bago ‘to. haha)

Kapag ang sabon nadumihan, kailangan pa bang sabunin para luminis?

Pwede kayang umihi dyan kung bawal umihi dito?

Hotdog parin kaya ang tawag dito kung ilalagay na sa ref?

Kung may entrance fee bakit walang exit fee?

Kaano-ano kaya ni DORA the Explorer si INTERNET Explorer?

Kung kapatid ng magnanakaw ang sinungaling sino ang mas matanda?

Pare-pareho ba ang napangasawa nina Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, at Snow White? -Si Prince Charming?

What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Who killed the Dead Sea?

If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

Why do they call it “chilli” if it’s hot?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

How much milk is there in the Milky Way?

How is it possible to run out of space?

Can a teacher give her homeless student homework?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

Ang dami kong tawa sa ilang tanong dito (oo nabilang ko haha).

Sana ay naaliw rin kayo!

Hanggang sa muli.

 

 

 

Comments
  1. grabe . ang saket ng tyan ko kakatawa ….

  2. jmsabbagh says:

    Remarkable post,you have a great front page beside your about.Thank you for stopping by.Have a nice Sunday.

  3. Andrew says:

    I like your funny question🙂

  4. Doctor Eamer says:

    Hahahaha! Nice one!🙂

  5. Nortehanon says:

    Kaaliw lang. Keep ’em coming🙂

  6. Bagotilyo says:

    witty questions .. hahaha

    Epic yung last :p

  7. Benzar Alih says:

    lol…lalo na sa english mode…keep it up…tanong2x din???

  8. Jakey Junkie says:

    Sayang, may mga collection din ako ng mga ganyang tanong dati.😀

    Where did Sandara Park? When did Orlando Bloom? Where did you plant Mrs. Fields?

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